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Circuit Party  Tidbits

 the signs and their drug of choice


Aries:  MDMA at parties
Gemini: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

Leo: does meth once
Libra: said they’d do meth once
Sagittarius: nope
Aquarius: recreational cocaine from the ex bf/gf
Taurus: Magic mushies at home with their best friend
Cancer: acid; one in the morning, one before bed
Virgo: shoots up in a public bathroom
Scorpio: regularly and responsibly controls their intake of bath salts
Capricorn: took a puff from a joint once when they were 15 and still talks about it
Pisces: juggles their raging addiction to crack, heroin, meth and xanax

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